Thursday, February 4, 2010

Damon to Tigers?

Let's see. The hype and talk of this deal is driving the state of Michigan wild--in a bad way. No Tigers fan wants this in their right mind.

Picture this...Johnny Damon patrolling the SPACIOUS Comerica Park outfield. Seems like a natural misfit.

Even better...what if he grows his hair back out? The hair of Magglio Ordonez and Damon combined might cover the entire outfield by itself!

If the Tigers dealt Curtis Granderson to the Yankees, why not have done a sign-and-trade type deal with the Yankees while they were at it? My goodness.

Ultimately, there is a legitimate chance this deal happens. That would leave a rather uncomfortable feeling in the stomachs of Michigan sports fans--who have suffered enough lately.

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